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Je veux dire que si, ce jour-l\u00e0, le jour de mon premier assassinat de canid\u00e9, je n\u2019avais pas, en partant, mis mon opinel dans la poche de mon pardessus dans l\u2019id\u00e9e de m\u2019en servir pour d\u00e9couper ma pomme \u2014 je mange toujours une pomme \u00e0 la pause de dix heures \u2014, je ne serais sans doute pas pass\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019acte, comme disent les experts psychiatriques qui comparaissent devant les tribunaux. Il y a d\u2019ailleurs fort peu de chances pour que je sois jug\u00e9, le sort des chiens ne bouleverse pas grand-monde, exception faite des pi\u00e9tons distraits et des parents d\u2019enfants jouant dans les \u00e9tendues d\u2019herbe de nos parcs maigrelets, ceux-l\u00e0 se r\u00e9jouissent surement de mes actions; je suis m\u00eame convaincu que les maitres de mes victimes se sentent, pour la plupart, soulag\u00e9s. Aux \u00e9ventuels \u00e9plor\u00e9s, j\u2019offre au moins la consolation d\u2019une souffrance objectivable, un \u00e9v\u00e8nement marquant un avant et un apr\u00e8s. Tout le monde n\u2019a pas cette chance.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les h\u00e9ro\u00efnes s\u2019appellent Jeanfoutre, Itpoquo, Boissanssoif ou Pancake. Elles appartiennent \u00e0 diverses esp\u00e8ces \u2014 humaine, insecte, f\u00e9line, mythologique. Elles discutent art, botanique, crime, philosophie, d\u00e9coration, gastronomie ou litt\u00e9rature. Parfois aussi elles passent \u00e0 l\u2019acte. Non remboursable raconte le d\u00e9sir et le manque, l\u2019exclusion et l\u2019ali\u00e9nation. Dans une langue qui m\u00e9lange crudit\u00e9 populaire et richesse litt\u00e9raire, Nadine Janssens nous balade entre horreur et beaut\u00e9, com\u00e9die et d\u00e9sespoir, r\u00e9volte et r\u00e9signation. 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